Me: niall were did you get-(gets cut off)
Old lady: sir give me that back
Me: Niall give it back she might fall
Niall: no (make motorcycle noises)
Old lady: plz sir 
Niall: just 60 more minutes 
Me: that’s an hour 
Niall: no just 60 minutes
Me: get of or your not gonna eat or get kisses
Niall: your bluffing you could Neva NOT KISS ME 
Me:(starts to walk off) 
Niall: OK OK I’m coming (gives the old lady her scooter back) I’m terribly sorry
Old lady: (starts to hit em with the purse) you twit 
Niall: owwww I’m sorry Jesus Christ 
Old lady: a(gets on her scooter) a steal tongue holds a wise mouth (drives away) 
Niall: (catches up with me) what did she mean
Me: idk your older than me I’m basically a baby
Niall: your not even close to being a baby 
Me: what Eva that’s why you got pursed
Niall: wat 
Me: when an old Lady hit you with her purse you get pursed 
Niall: in your beautiful yet weird world but guess what
Me: what knuckle head
Niall: I LOVE YOU knuckle head girlfriend (picks me up and spins me around) 
Me: weeee my boyfriend is a knuckle head I’m weird call us weird knuckles
Niall: (starts laughing and puts me down) what 
Me: o yea that’s our couple name not ship name but couple name weird knuckles
Niall: I’m gonna put that on a couple shirt with his weird knuckle on your and her weird knuckle on mine 
Me: that’s gonna be one extraordinary shirt bub
Niall: you know the guys say if I was a girl I would be you
Me: what 
Niall: yea they say it all the time like I’m the boy you and your the girl me that’s why were so perfect together 
Me: awww:3
Niall: they also said were the adorable couple no one can stay mad at 
Me: well they’re right becuz  I remember when me and you spilled everyone tea and they all was hella mad
Niall: and they would talk to us for 3 minutes
Me: awwww say it again
Niall: what 
Me: 3 you sound so adorable 
Niall: no your gonna laugh
Me: no I swear 
Niall: only becuz  I love you 3 
Me: aww now let’s get to zayn’s house its movie night at zayn and perrie’s flat
Niall: so why we at the store 
Me: snacks and you know this because I say you sneaking snacks in the buggie now help me load the car with the snacks you snuck in
Niall:(load the car) pew done now let’s go
Me:(hop in the passenger seat)
Niall:(gets in the drivers seat) OK before we go I need one thing and you got that one thing
Me: oh i see what you did there and what I got you need 
Niall: kissy (pokes his lips out)
Me: kissy (kiss him)

Me: niall were did you get-(gets cut off)
Old lady: sir give me that back
Me: Niall give it back she might fall
Niall: no (make motorcycle noises)
Old lady: plz sir
Niall: just 60 more minutes
Me: that’s an hour
Niall: no just 60 minutes
Me: get of or your not gonna eat or get kisses
Niall: your bluffing you could Neva NOT KISS ME
Me:(starts to walk off)
Niall: OK OK I’m coming (gives the old lady her scooter back) I’m terribly sorry
Old lady: (starts to hit em with the purse) you twit
Niall: owwww I’m sorry Jesus Christ
Old lady: a(gets on her scooter) a steal tongue holds a wise mouth (drives away)
Niall: (catches up with me) what did she mean
Me: idk your older than me I’m basically a baby
Niall: your not even close to being a baby
Me: what Eva that’s why you got pursed
Niall: wat
Me: when an old Lady hit you with her purse you get pursed
Niall: in your beautiful yet weird world but guess what
Me: what knuckle head
Niall: I LOVE YOU knuckle head girlfriend (picks me up and spins me around)
Me: weeee my boyfriend is a knuckle head I’m weird call us weird knuckles
Niall: (starts laughing and puts me down) what
Me: o yea that’s our couple name not ship name but couple name weird knuckles
Niall: I’m gonna put that on a couple shirt with his weird knuckle on your and her weird knuckle on mine
Me: that’s gonna be one extraordinary shirt bub
Niall: you know the guys say if I was a girl I would be you
Me: what
Niall: yea they say it all the time like I’m the boy you and your the girl me that’s why were so perfect together
Me: awww:3
Niall: they also said were the adorable couple no one can stay mad at
Me: well they’re right becuz I remember when me and you spilled everyone tea and they all was hella mad
Niall: and they would talk to us for 3 minutes
Me: awwww say it again
Niall: what
Me: 3 you sound so adorable
Niall: no your gonna laugh
Me: no I swear
Niall: only becuz I love you 3 
Me: aww now let’s get to zayn’s house its movie night at zayn and perrie’s flat
Niall: so why we at the store
Me: snacks and you know this because I say you sneaking snacks in the buggie now help me load the car with the snacks you snuck in
Niall:(load the car) pew done now let’s go
Me:(hop in the passenger seat)
Niall:(gets in the drivers seat) OK before we go I need one thing and you got that one thing
Me: oh i see what you did there and what I got you need
Niall: kissy (pokes his lips out)
Me: kissy (kiss him)